Opinion – The bad news is we’re dying early in Britain – and it’s all down to ‘shit-life syndrome’ – Will Hutton – The Guardian – John Gelmini

Dr Alf brings us an issue described as ‘SLS’(‘shitlife syndrome‘, which in reality has always been with us. Now because of UK homelessness and a failure to do anything to educate people, or control some of the worst excesses, is now out in the open, where it can be ignored no longer. The homeless used to be a tiny minority of people and blue-collar workers, on relatively low incomes, such as my former POW stepfather, but they could buy houses if they worked hard and were careful with their money. Today to buy a house in Cambridge, UK, or the house he bought, you would need to be earning GBP£125k a year and have a GBP£75K deposit.

Since 80% of people in the UK with bank accounts have less than GBP500 in them at any one time (the same figure as prevailed in 1990 when GE Money surveyed the marketplace for secured loans and impaired life annuities), it is easy to see that the great unwashed mass of the public is getting poorer. They are also getting lazier, less productive and are overeating, drinking double the world average for alcohol, vaping, smoking, leading sedentary lifestyles, gambling on smart phone applications, failing to observe proper hygiene, engaging in risky liaisons and bizarre and unusual practices, failing to follow enabling personal philosophies, and engaging in self-pity, nihilism and imagining that the world owes them a living. In addition, they fail to cook or eat properly, eating junk food and eating too late at night, whilst drinking on an empty stomach. In short, they are committing suicide by stealth, and when on this journey to perdition they get depressed, about 6 million of them take drugs or are prescribed opiates.

With the lack of housing representing a shortage of 14 million, we now have communities of homeless people living in public parks and on the streets in tents in such numbers that they are no longer out of sight. My own Masonic Lodge in Cambridge has raised money for two vans to travel around Peterborough and Cambridge, providing the homeless with meals three nights a week, plus providing tents and ground sheets. This, of course, is sticking plaster and fails to deal with the fact that 50% of rough sleeping is ex-miltary men, traumatized by their experiences, left to rot and die on our streets by local authorities who ignore the military covenant and the debt of blood and honour we a owe them. In this overall sense, the responsiblity for lower mortality is shared between government, local authorities and the public.

There is a vociferous minority of abusive pensioners, hypochondriacs, drunks, recreational drug users, PIP benefit recipients, benefit recipients not on PIP, the mentally ill and the very poor, 1 million or so people who have been “sanctioned” by the DWP, or have had to wait up to 12 weeks for Universal Credit to come through, who abuse or overuse the NHS and local authority services.

Both these services have become unreformable as Dr Alf and I have said many times in his “Hard Look,” series of blogs in which the state of the NHS and Adult Social Care were each dissected with surgical precision by Dr Alf, who has lost none of his forensic ability to look dispassionately at numbers and root causes.

The levels of inequality of outcome are now far too great for a healthy society, as we now face the prospect not only of homeless people defecating in the street (there are no toilets in tents) and there are too few open public conveniences per head of population but also the prospect of contagious diseases of the kind that existed in the time of Charles Dickens. In addition, if we are serious about trying to attract legitimate inward investment having our streets full of beggars, living in tents makes us look like third world banana republic, not a modern country where you would want to invest your money. Saying that, it is all up to the individual is not enough, when boardroom pay keeps rising at 11% per year to the point where for failing to deliver exports, sales or optimised shareholder value or even delivering huge losses, directors can earn up to 450 times average pay if bonuses and other emoluments are factored in. High pay has to be earned and must be seen to be earned. This must apply both in the private sector and the public sector where we can now see with the example of Northamptonshire County Council, new instances every day, such as the private Rugby box purchased by that authority which must have known it was going bankrupt, of financial incompetence and irregularity.

The fact that the Phoenix 4, the directors of Equitable Life, the worst of the investment bankers, the Carillion directors, the malefactors at Northamptonshire County Council and others are permitted to walk the streets freely, whilst others live in tents and shop doorways, ought to make us angry, the rest of the self-inflicted harm, shortening lives, should be a cause for alarm, yet the politicians and media sit silent, washing their hands, just as Pontius Pilate did 2018 years ago.

John Gelmini


Calling All Musicians – Paphos, Cyprus – via Andrew Oliver

Map of Cyprus with Paphos

Map of Cyprus with Paphos (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

Although I am retired, I try to support the music lovers of Paphos, Cyprus, by running Paphos Music Lovers Facebook group, website and newsletter. All of you know I do this for love and not for money. One thing that frustrates me is seeing the wealth of talent we are blessed with here in Paphos often playing to sparse audiences. I also hear from music lovers who find out about a really good event the day after it happens and ask me why the date was not better promoted! Obviously, a good audience is everything, both to the performer and the venue.  My few simple steps, as outlined below, could really help you hard-working performers make life easier for everyone.

First, unless you get your events in to me by the beginning of the month before the month of your event, you will not get the full benefit of the publicity Paphos Music Lovers offers because I post your events on Facebook one month ahead (as well as one week ahead and on the day) and the old media need copy by the middle of the month before the month of the show.

Second, the better the quality of the writing and images, the more chance you have of getting coverage in all media, old and new. This is why some venues and artistes get in the papers and online and others do not. Remember all publicity sent to me, not only goes in Paphos Music Lovers platforms but also to 150 media professionals, which gives you 150 chances of getting mentioned.

Third, a lot of importance is placed on Facebook and for sure, Cyprus has a high usage of that platform. However, Facebook only accounts for less than 25% of your potential audience. Half the people are not online and half the people who do pick up emails do not do Facebook.

Fourth, it is true that that most tickets will be sold to regular supporters of the act and the venues. That is why many people rely on Facebook, emails and text messages and even a blackboard outside the venue. However, it is not enough to simply target your immediate followers. You also need to target people who don’t know you or your venue. When I promoted, I found that 80% of tickets were sold to people on my mailing list and 20% were sold to new people, who then were added to my mailing list. That is how you build up a bigger following. The average person has 150 Facebook friends. I have 3,207. I did that by attracting people who were not previously aware of my activities.

So that is why I need your press releases NOW!


Andrew Oliver